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We’re F***ed – UFO sighting over China


A Chinese airport was closed after this mysterious object was spotted in the sky. Arcing over Zhejiang’s provincial capital Hangzhou, the UFO appeared to glow with an eerie white light and left a bright trail in its wake. Xiaoshan Airport was closed after the UFO was detected at around 9 pm and dozens of flights had to be diverted.

Looks.. Harmless

Stunned witnesses reported seeing a comet-like fireball in the sky and a number of local residents took photos of the strange ball of light. A local bus driver, giving his name only as Yu, said he had seen a strange glowing object in the sky late on Wednesday afternoon.

‘The thing suddenly ran westwards fast, like it was escaping from something,’ he said.

Inbound flights were diverted to  nearby airports while outbound flights were delayed for three to four hours. Some Chinese experts claimed that the strange sight was actually debris from a US intercontinental ballistic missile.

Chinese officials later said that they knew what the object had been but were unable to make it public because there was a ‘military connection.

No big deal.. It's only TEARING THE FUCKING ATMOSPHERE OFF

Funny story. It had a military connection because the military was probably trying to shoot it down. Here we fucking go again guys. We FINALLY get another chance to make contact with other life forms and sure enough our fucked up governments (ESPECIALLY COMMUNIST CHINA) screw it up and cover it up. I mean really China? Something you don’t know flies over your country and the first place you blame is the US?! Get a grip. If we wanted to hit you hard you’d never see it coming.

Are we ever going to learn? By the way, NEWS FLASH, earth wont last forever. When our sun decides he doesn’t want to be a star anymore, we are as good as dead. Our best bet right now would be to do a little networking.. Maybe find a NEW place to live. Have you ever seen a movie where the world was ending and everyone just sat around and watched? NO. Want to know why? CAUSE ITS THE WORST IDEA EVER.

In all honesty though.  We should be colonizing other planets, maybe even systems, by now. The only thing holding us back is ourselves. We need to put aside differences, pool our resources, and achieve something for the greater good for once.


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2 responses

  1. Mon

    i think there are life on other planets, but probably intelligent organism like humans can be really rare. i was thinking, what if one day the story of the avatar movie becomes true, like, we’re the aliens we’re been fearing to colonize the earth.

    July 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm

  2. Mon

    and we’ll colonize the other planet because our resources had been overly depleted. we’ll start mining the moon, then the mars. then as technology advances we go to distant galaxy to find oil, then lo and behold other intelligent life just starting a premature civilization, and we’re there wreaking havoc.

    July 11, 2010 at 8:57 pm

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